Hey there you beautiful human being, I’ve got some ahem interesting content for you today. If you’re feeling a little stressed out and need a way to blow off some steam, boy do I have the solution for you! Swear word coloring pages, that’s right you heard me, swear words and coloring all in one glorious package. Disclaimer: if you’re easily offended, this probably isn’t the post for you.
Let it all out!
First up we have a colorful little number. I won’t write out the word for you, but let’s just say that’s a four-letter word I often use when I stub my toe. Sometimes you just need to let it all out, and what better way than by coloring this bad boy in? It’s like a little stress ball you can take with you wherever you go, just whip out your colored pencils and let it all out.
Bleep, bloop, blorp
This little gem has got me giggling like a schoolgirl. There’s just something about seeing a swear word in bubbly letters that makes it seem less offensive, right? Maybe it’s just me. Regardless, this page would be great to color in during a boring work meeting. Just make sure you don’t get caught or you might have some explaining to do.
Feeling Salty
Oh, hello there Mr. Salt shaker. This little guy has a message for anyone who dares cross you. I don’t know what I find funnier, the fact that it says “suck it” or that it’s coming from a salt shaker. Either way, this coloring page is sure to put a smile on your face. Just make sure you don’t accidentally use it as seasoning for your dinner.
Color Me Bad
Next up we have a more intricately designed page. Perfect for those of you who like a challenge. I mean, just look at those swirls! This bad boy even has a little snake on it, because why not? If you color this in, you’ll feel like a pretty big badass. Trust me, I’ve done it.
Unleash Your Inner Sailor
This page has got some serious NSFW vibes. It’s like a little graffiti wall you can color in without getting arrested. I think we all have those moments where we just want to let out a string of profanities, and this page is a great outlet for that. Plus, it’s got some pretty cool lettering, so that’s a bonus.
The F-Bomb
Oh boy, this page is not for the faint of heart. I won’t say the word, but let’s just say if you’re easily offended by the f-bomb, you might want to skip this one. On the other hand, if you’re feeling particularly fired up, this might be the perfect page for you. Just make sure you don’t have any young children around when you’re coloring this one in.
Mother Clucker
This page may be poultry, but it’s definitely not for the birds. Another NSFW gem, this one has got a cute little chicken giving you the finger. Classy, I know. I can’t help but chuckle when I look at this one. It’s like a little inside joke with yourself, and who doesn’t love a good inside joke?
Sassy AF
Last but not least, we have a real sassy page. I mean, just look at that attitude. If this page could talk, I’m pretty sure it would be snapping its fingers and rolling its neck. This page is perfect for those of you who want to channel your inner Beyonce. Just be prepared to feel like a boss when you’re done coloring it in.
Well folks, that’s all I’ve got for you today. I hope you got a good laugh out of these pages, or maybe even found a little stress relief. Either way, they’re definitely not your grandma’s coloring pages. Until next time, stay weird!
