So, I was perusing the internets today, and came across some exciting news for all you sports fans out there! The Giants have apparently announced their tentative schedule for the 2021 regular season. And let me tell you, it’s looking pretty darn good.
First Up: The Seattle Mariners
Now, I know what you’re thinking. The Mariners? Meh. But hear me out. This is our chance to start the season off with a bang. To really show ’em what we’re made of. Plus, who doesn’t love a good underdog story?
A Battle with the Phillies
Next up, we’ve got a little showdown with the Phillies. Now, I’ll admit, I’m not too familiar with this team. But after a quick Google search, I can confidently say that we’re up to the task. Bring on those cheesesteaks!
A Rivalry with the Dodgers
Ah, the age-old rivalry between the Dodgers and the Giants. It’s like Batman and The Joker, or Coke and Pepsi. You just can’t have one without the other. But this season, we’re going to come out on top. We’ll show those Dodgers who’s boss. I mean, have you seen our mascots? Lou Seal is clearly way cooler than whatever the Dodgers have going on.
Bringing the Heat Against the Braves
Next up, we’ve got a little battle with the Braves. Now, I’ll be honest, I’m not sure why they’re called the Braves. But what I am sure of is that we’re going to bring the heat. We’ll have those Braves shaking in their cleats by the time we’re done with them.
A Royal Match with the Royals
And finally, we’ve got a little match-up with the Royals. Now, I know what you’re thinking. The Royals? Meh. But let me tell you, we’re not going to take this game lightly. We’ll show them what a real royal team looks like.
So there you have it, folks. The Giants’ tentative schedule for the 2021 regular season. It’s going to be a wild ride, but I have faith in our team. We’ll bring home the W’s and take the league by storm. Go Giants!