Hey there, lovely humans! As we gear up for the Super Bowl 2022, we all know that it’s not just about the game, it’s also about the prop bets. And let’s be real, the prop bets are where the real excitement is at! So, we’ve compiled a list of the best Super Bowl prop bets out there, just for you. Get ready to have your mind blown!
The MVP Debate
First up, we have the age-old MVP debate. Who will take home the coveted MVP award this year, and what will they do with it? Will they lug it around, kiss it, or maybe even eat it? We’re putting our bets on Patrick Mahomes or Tom Brady, but who knows – surprises are always welcome!
The National Anthem
We all know that the National Anthem is a highlight of the Super Bowl. But how long will it go on this year? Will Lady Gaga’s 2016 rendition of just under two minutes be beaten? We’re keeping our fingers crossed for a Desiigner-style 30-second run of “The Star-Spangled Banner”.
The Halftime Show
Now, let’s talk about the Halftime Show. Who will be the headline act this year? Will we see the likes of Drake, Kanye West, or maybe even a Spice Girls reunion? And can we expect any more “wardrobe malfunctions” like we did with Janet Jackson all those years ago? Only time will tell!
The Snacks and Drinks
Of course, we can’t forget about the food and drinks. This year, will we see a surge in buffalo chicken dip sales? Or will nachos reign supreme? And what about drinks – will it be all about the beer, or will we see a rise in hard seltzers? We’re excited to find out!
The Commercials
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Finally, let’s talk about the commercials. Will there be any standouts this year, like the classic Budweiser “Wassup” ads? Or are we going to be subjected to a slew of boring car ads? We’re hoping for some laughs, some tears, and some genuinely interesting ads this year.
So, there you have it – our top Super Bowl prop bets for 2022. It’s going to be an exciting game, filled with lots of surprises, and we can’t wait to see how it all unfolds. Happy betting, and may the best team win!
