Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in! It’s your favorite funny pal, here to talk about everyone’s favorite topic: bathrooms!
Signs, Signs, Everywhere a Sign
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Bathrooms aren’t funny, silly pal!” But oh, my dear friend, you couldn’t be more wrong. Bathrooms are full of unexpected surprises and hilarious moments, especially when it comes to those bathroom signs.
You know the ones I’m talking about. The signs that tell you which bathroom is which, the signs that remind you to wash your hands, the signs that caution you about the toilet not being a trash can. They’re everywhere, and sometimes they make no sense at all.
But fear not! Today, I have found some bathroom signs that will make you laugh, think, and maybe even question reality itself. And the best part? They’re printable!
For the Classic Bathroom User
First up, we have a classic sign that never gets old. It’s the “Please Wash Your Hands” sign, but with a little twist. This sign is shaped like an oval, making it stand out from the traditional rectangular signs. And the font! It’s bold, it’s italic, it’s…completely necessary. Because let’s be real, people need to be reminded to wash their hands.
Potty Humor, Anyone?
Next, we have a sign that will guarantee to make anyone chuckle. It’s the “No Fishing” sign, but for the toilet plunger. Yes, you read that right. This sign is perfect for those who love a little potty humor. Plus, it will make your bathroom guests do a double-take when they enter your throne room.
Get Lost in Translation
Now, this sign is a perfect example of how things can get lost in translation. The sign says “Wait Here Until Clean,” but I think we can all agree that the message it’s trying to convey is “Don’t Use This Stall Until It’s Clean.” But hey, who needs proper grammar and syntax when you have a sign that’s so confusing it’s hilarious?
A Bad Pun a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
Puns. You either love them or hate them. But when it comes to bathroom signs, puns are a must-have. And this “Toilet Paper Please” sign is no exception. Sure, it’s a bit cheesy, but isn’t that what makes puns so great?
When in Doubt, Use Pictures
Lastly, we have a sign that is perfect for non-English speakers or those who can’t read. It’s a simple silhouette of a woman, indicating which bathroom to use. The simplicity of this sign is what makes it so effective. Plus, it will save you from having to explain which bathroom to use every time you have guests over.
So there you have it, folks. Bathroom signs that are both hilarious and functional. Because who says you can’t have both? Until next time, keep laughing and always trust the signs.
