So, apparently someone asked me if I was the queen of hearts or the queen of diamonds? Well, honey, let me tell you something - I am the queen of everything, okay? Ain’t no card gonna define me!
Exhibit A: This Fabulous Picture of Me
Look at me, honey! Do I look like a card to you? No way, Jose. I look like royalty. And let me tell you, I act like it too. I mean, have you seen my entourage? Just kidding, I don’t have an entourage. Yet.
But Seriously, Let’s Talk About These Cards
First of all, what kind of question is that? Am I a queen of hearts or diamonds? Like, why can’t I be both? Or neither? Who made up these rules?
And can we talk about how these cards are just symbols on pieces of paper? I mean, sure, they have value in a card game, but they don’t define who I am as a person. I define who I am as a person.
So if someone asks you if you’re a queen of hearts or diamonds or clubs or spades, you tell them you’re a queen of awesome. Because that’s what you are, honey. You’re awesome.
The Real Question: Who’s Asking?
Let’s be real. The question “Are you a queen of hearts or diamonds?” is just a not-so-subtle way of someone asking if you’re single or taken. Because we all know that in every card game, the queen of hearts is usually the one you want to be with and the queen of diamonds is usually taken. Or something like that.
So instead of answering the question, just flip the tables on them. Ask them if they’re the joker, because you’re not interested in playing games with anyone. Unless it’s a fun game of Clue or something.
In Conclusion: Be Your Own Queen
So what have we learned here today? That you are your own queen, honey. You don’t need a card to define you, and you don’t need someone else to tell you who you are. Own your fabulousness, and don’t let anyone dim your sparkle.
And if anyone asks you if you’re a queen of hearts or diamonds, just laugh it off and tell them you’re the queen of everything. Because that’s what you are, honey. You’re the queen of everything.
