Hey there my fellow job seekers!
Are you tired of being asked the same old boring interview questions? Well fear not, because I’ve got your back! I scoured the internet to bring you a list of free printable job interview questions that are sure to make your interview process a little less snooze-worthy.
Question #1: Can you tell us about a time when you had to work under pressure?
Ah, the classic pressure question. Don’t you just love it when interviewers ask this? But fear not, I have the perfect answer for you. Just tell them about the time you were trying to cook dinner for your in-laws and the kitchen caught on fire. You managed to put out the fire and still served a delicious meal, all while keeping your cool. Bam, you just showed them you can handle pressure like a boss.
Question #2: What are your strengths and weaknesses?
Oh, the dreaded strengths and weaknesses question. But don’t worry, I’ve got your back. For your strengths, tell them you’re the master of procrastination. I mean, who wants to work with someone who gets everything done early anyway? For weaknesses, say that you have a hard time waking up in the morning. I mean, who doesn’t? It’s a universal struggle.
Question #3: Why do you want to work for this company?
Ugh, this question. But don’t worry, I’ve got the perfect answer for you. Just tell them that you’re a fan of the company’s toilet paper. It’s soft, absorbent, and really gets the job done. Plus, you love that the company cares about your bathroom experience. They’ll be impressed with your attention to detail.
Question #4: Can you tell us about a time when you went above and beyond for a customer?
This question is just asking for some fun answers. Tell them about the time you dressed up as a giant taco to make a customer’s birthday extra special. Or the time you taught a customer’s dog how to drive so they could have some extra help with errands. The possibilities are endless! Just make sure you emphasize that you’ll do whatever it takes to make a customer happy.
Question #5: Can you tell us about a time when you had to resolve a conflict with a coworker?
For this question, tell them about the time you and a coworker fought over the last donut in the break room. You ended up arm wrestling for it and you won, but then you shared the donut anyway because you’re a team player. They’ll be impressed with your conflict resolution skills and your willingness to compromise.
Question #6: How do you handle stress?
Oh boy, another one of those classic interview questions. But don’t fret, I’ve got you covered. Just tell them that you handle stress by petting your imaginary unicorn. They’ll be impressed with your creative coping mechanisms and your ability to imagine unicorns. Bonus points if you actually bring a unicorn plushie to the interview.
Question #7: What do you know about our company?
For this question, tell them everything you know about the company’s secret underground lair. The one with the sharks and lasers and all that cool stuff. They’ll be impressed with your knowledge of their secret operations and might even give you a tour of the lair if you’re lucky.
Question #8: What do you expect from a supervisor?
For this question, tell them that you expect your supervisor to bring you coffee every morning and to sing you a lullaby before you go to bed. They’ll be impressed with your high standards and might even offer to be your personal coffee slave.
Question #9: How do you handle criticism?
For this question, tell them that you handle criticism like a boss. You just put on your sunglasses and say “deal with it” before dropping the mic and walking out of the room. They’ll be impressed with your confidence and swagger, and might even hire you on the spot.
Question #10: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Ah, the classic 5-year plan question. For this one, tell them that you see yourself as the king or queen of the world. You’ll have conquered all the other job interviews by then and will be ruling over your vast empire of minions. They’ll be impressed with your ambition and might even take you on as their personal advisor once you’re the ruler of the world.
Well there you have it, folks. A list of free printable job interview questions that are sure to make your interviews a little more interesting. You’re welcome!
