Oh, boy! I just came across the most hilarious fortune cookie sayings I’ve ever seen. I kid you not, my side hurts from laughing so hard. Who knew fortune cookies could have such a great sense of humor?
Check out these gems:
“The greatest risk is not taking one.” Oh, how original. That’s been written on every graduation card and in every self-help book ever. But, I guess it’s a nice reminder to not be afraid to take chances.
“You will be hungry again in an hour.” Ha! Ain’t that the truth. Why do I feel like I’m always hungry?
“Stop procrastinating… starting tomorrow.” This one hit too close to home. I’ll admit it, I’m a bit of a procrastinator. But, hey, at least I recognize it, right?
“Keep your chin up. It prevents double chins.” Okay, okay. This one got me. I’ll definitely be keeping my chin up from now on.
“Behind an able man, there are always…” Oh, come on. The cookie cut off the rest of the saying. Now I’m left wondering what could be behind an able man. Maybe another able man?
“Expert in everything was once a beginner.” Ain’t that the truth. We all have to start somewhere.
“You will live long enough to open many fortune cookies.” Well, I sure hope so. I need all the humor I can get!
“Your lucky numbers are 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42.” Wait a minute. Is this a reference to Lost? I’m not sure if I should be excited or disappointed.
Conclusion
All in all, those were some great fortune cookie sayings. I’ve got half a mind to print these out and stick them to my fridge. Who needs inspirational quotes when you can have witty fortune cookie sayings?
