Have you ever tried engineering paper? No, not the kind that helps you build bridges and rocket ships, the kind that helps you procrastinate! That’s right, engineering paper is the ultimate tool for avoiding work and pretending like you’re doing something important. And lucky for you, I’ve found some hilarious examples of it online.
Template Business
First up, we have Template Business. Because when I think of business, the first thing that comes to mind is graph paper. But hey, who am I to judge? I’m sure there are plenty of business people out there who spend their days doodling geometric shapes instead of doing actual work.
Graph Paper Printable
Next, we have Graph Paper Printable. Wait, are they implying that someone might actually be printing out graph paper in 2019? What is this, the Stone Age? I mean, I guess it’s possible that someone might need graph paper for a school project or something, but let’s be real, they’re probably just going to Google “graph paper” and use the first digital version that comes up.
Template.net
And then we have Template.net. The best thing about this site is that they offer not one, not two, but nine different versions of engineering paper templates. Because apparently there are nine different types of procrastinators out there who all need their own specialized graph paper to avoid doing work.
Template Business (Again)
Back to Template Business. I have to admit, I’m a little confused about the Christmas wrapping paper in the URL, but I’m not going to question it. Maybe they’re suggesting that you can print out graph paper and wrap your presents in it? Hey, if it saves you a trip to the store, I’m all for it.
Template.net (Again)
Template.net is back with another version of their engineering paper templates, this time in a smaller size. Because sometimes you need graph paper on the go, am I right? I can just imagine someone trying to use this tiny version and squinting so hard that they give themselves a headache.
Template Business (Yet Again)
And finally, we have Template Business once more, this time with a PDF version of their engineering paper. Because there’s nothing quite like the feeling of downloading and saving a file that you know you’re never going to use. It’s like printing out a mapquest directions in 2021.
Graph Paper Printable (Again, Again)
Graph Paper Printable is back again, this time with a printable engineering paper template that has a fancy grid design. Because nothing says “I’m totally working on something important” like a graph paper with a fancy design.
And last but not least, we have a Pinterest find. This printable engineering paper comes with the subtitle “Maybe you would.” Maybe you would what, Pinterest? Maybe you would actually do your work if you had some snazzy graph paper? Somehow, I doubt it.
MT Home Arts
MT Home Arts has a fun example of engineering paper with an engineering pad simulation. It’s cute, it’s realistic, and it’s definitely not going to help you get any real work done. But hey, at least your doodles will look professional.
Sample Templates
Finally, we have Sample Templates, offering not just one, but eight different printable graph paper samples. Because if you’re going to procrastinate, you might as well do it with options, right?
Well, there you have it folks. Nine different examples of engineering paper templates that will definitely help you avoid doing any real work. Just make sure you actually have some real work to do before you start doodling on these things, or you might just end up feeling guilty about wasting time. Or not. Who am I to judge?
