Guess what, y’all? The Dallas Cowboys Schedule for 2021-22 is out and boy, oh boy, are we excited! There’s nothing like a good ol’ game of football on a Sunday. I mean, who doesn’t love watching a bunch of jacked-up men tackle each other for a ball?
Dallas Cowboys Schedule 2021 22 Home Games
First up, we have the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on September 9th. Now, I don’t know much about Tom Brady, but he seems like one of those guys who would be really good at chess. But we’re not playing chess, Tom, we’re playing football. Let’s see if you can keep up with big ol’ Ezekiel Elliot.
Dallas Cowboys Schedule 2021 22 Away Games
Next we have the Los Angeles Chargers on September 19th. Now, I’m not entirely sure where Los Angeles is, but I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere in California. And if there’s one thing we Texans know for sure, it’s that everything’s bigger and better in Texas. So let’s show ’em how to play some real football.
Dallas Cowboys Schedule 2021 22 Home Games
On October 10th, we have the New York Giants. Now, I don’t have anything particularly funny to say about this one. I just really hate the Giants. Let’s beat ’em good, boys.
Dallas Cowboys Schedule 2021 22 Away Games
Next up, we have the Minnesota Vikings on October 31st. Now, I don’t believe in Halloween, but I do believe in the power of the Cowboys. Let’s spook the Vikings with our A-game.
Dallas Cowboys Schedule 2021 22 Home Games
On November 25th, we have the Las Vegas Raiders. Now, I’ve never been to Las Vegas, but I hear it’s a crazy place. Let’s show them that the real party is on the football field.
Dallas Cowboys Schedule 2021 22 Away Games
On December 5th, we have the New Orleans Saints. Now, I have to admit, I’m a little nervous about this one. The Saints have always been a tough team to beat. But you know what they say, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Let’s see if we can convince Drew Brees to switch teams.
Dallas Cowboys Schedule 2021 22 Away Games
Finally, on January 9th, we have the Philadelphia Eagles. Now, I know we’re supposed to be all friendly and stuff, but let’s be real, no one really likes the Eagles. Let’s end the season on a high note by beating those bird-brains.
Well, folks, there you have it. The Dallas Cowboys Schedule for 2021-22. Let’s hope we can make it to the playoffs this year. And if we don’t, well, there’s always next year. Go Cowboys!
