Hey there, horse lovers! We’ve got some exciting news about the Kentucky Derby happening this year. We know you’re all eagerly waiting for those post positions to be announced, so we went ahead and found them for you. Plus, we’ve got some hilarious commentary to go along with each horse that made the cut. So without further ado, let’s get started!
Post Position #1 - Known Agenda
Starting off we’ve got Known Agenda who has a bit of a superiority complex. Apparently, he thinks he’s better than all the other horses and often looks down his nose at them. Sounds like a bit of a snob if you ask us. We’ll see if his overconfidence plays in his favor or not.
Post Position #2 - Like the King
Now we’ve got Like the King, who is a bit of a diva. He loves being the center of attention and gets visibly upset when he’s not getting enough praise. We’ll see if he can handle the pressure of being in the Kentucky Derby spotlight or if his diva tendencies will get the best of him.
Post Position #3 - Brooklyn Strong
Next up is Brooklyn Strong, the horse with the street smarts. He’s got a bit of a rough exterior but a heart of gold. You definitely wouldn’t want to mess with him in a dark alley, but we’ve got a feeling he’s got what it takes to hold his own in the race.
Post Position #4 - Keepmeinmind
Keepmeinmind is up next and this guy is all about strategy. He’s constantly analyzing his opponents and figuring out ways to get ahead. We’re excited to see how his strategic mind plays out on the track.
Post Position #5 - Sainthood
Sainthood is the goody two-shoes of the group. He’s always following the rules and trying to do the right thing. We’re not sure how that’ll translate into a race where speed and agility are key factors, but we’re rooting for him anyway.
Post Position #6 - O Besos
O Besos is the romantic of the group. He loves long walks on the track and sunsets over the finish line. We’re not sure how his romantic tendencies will play into the race, but we can’t wait to find out.
Post Position #7 - Mandaloun
Mandaloun is next up and this guy is all about appearance. He spends hours grooming himself and making sure his mane is perfectly coiffed. We’ll see if his impeccable appearance translates into a winning performance on the track.
Post Position #8 - Medina Spirit
Medina Spirit has a bit of a wild side. He’s been known to break free from his handlers and run around the track on his own. We’re not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but we’re excited to see what Medina Spirit brings to the table.
Post Position #9 - Hot Rod Charlie
Hot Rod Charlie is the risk-taker of the group. He’s not one to play it safe and is always looking for ways to take the lead. We’ll see if his boldness pays off in the end.
Post Position #10 - Midnight Bourbon
And last but certainly not least, we’ve got Midnight Bourbon. He’s a bit of a party animal and loves staying up late. We’re not sure how his nocturnal ways will affect his performance in a daytime race, but we’re excited to see if Midnight Bourbon can live up to his name.
That’s it for the post positions, folks. We can’t wait to see how this year’s Kentucky Derby plays out with this impressive lineup of horses. Who are you rooting for?
