Free Printable Funny Anniversary Cards

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you today! We’ve scoured the internet to bring you the funniest and most absurd anniversary cards out there. Whether you’re looking for something to give your spouse, your parents, or your best friends, these cards are guaranteed to make them laugh out loud. Just be warned, some of them might be a little inappropriate for grandma, so use your judgment.

Card #1

A funny card featuring a cartoon couple in their underwear. The woman is holding a frying pan and the man has a black eye. Above them it says ‘Happy Anniversary’ in bold letters.This card is perfect for that couple who loves to joke around and poke fun at each other. The cartoon couple in their underwear is a hilarious sight and the expression on the man’s face has us cracking up. Plus, the addition of the frying pan and black eye is just the cherry on top.

Card #2

A homemade anniversary card with a minimalist design. The front says ‘Happy Anniversary’ in big block letters and the inside is blank for a personal message.This card is simple but sweet. Sometimes, less is more and this card gets that. The minimalist design makes it perfect for any couple, no matter their taste or style. Plus, it’s always nice to receive a homemade card from someone you care about.

Card #3

A card featuring a bald man in a Superman costume holding a sign that says ‘shame.’ The front says ‘Happy Anniversary’ in bold letters and the inside says ‘I’ll never do it again!’This card is great for a couple who has been through some tough times and can laugh about it now. The bald man in a Superman costume is a weird but hilarious choice and the sign that says ‘shame’ is just the icing on the cake. We also love the addition of the message ‘I’ll never do it again!’ on the inside.

Card #4

A card with a cartoon image of a wife sitting on a couch with a bottle of wine while her husband juggles a baby, a vacuum cleaner, and a phone. Above them it says ‘Anniversary Bliss’.This card is perfect for that couple who loves to poke fun at the realities of marriage and parenthood. The image of the wife sitting on the couch with a bottle of wine while her husband juggles a baby, a vacuum cleaner, and a phone is all too relatable. Plus, the addition of the phrase ‘Anniversary Bliss’ is pure sarcasm.

Card #5

A card with a cartoon image of a couple standing in front of a fireplace. The woman is holding a frying pan and the man has a black eye. Above them it says ‘Happy Anniversary’ in bold letters.This card is similar to the first card we showed you, but with a twist. The cartoon couple standing in front of a fireplace is a classic image, but the addition of the frying pan and black eye is what makes it hilarious. We also love the facial expressions on both of them.

Card #6

A card with a cartoon image of a cat in a loaf position on a colorful background. Above it says ‘Happy Anniversary’ in bold letters.We couldn’t resist including a card with a cat on it. The image of the cat in a loaf position is adorable and the colorful background makes it pop. Plus, the phrase ‘Happy Anniversary’ in bold letters is a simple and effective statement of celebration.

Card #7

A card featuring a cartoon bird couple sitting in a nest. The front says ‘Happy Anniversary’ in big block letters and the inside has a sweet message.This card is perfect for a couple who loves nature and animals. The image of the bird couple sitting in a nest is sweet and the big block letters on the front make it clear that this is an anniversary card. The message on the inside is a nice touch, too.

Card #8

A card with a cartoon image of a couple lying in bed at night. Above them it says ‘Happy Anniversary’ in bold letters.This card is perfect for a couple who likes to keep things simple. The image of the couple lying in bed at night is relatable and the phrase ‘Happy Anniversary’ in bold letters is a nice touch. This card is definitely understated, but sometimes that’s all you need.

Card #9

A card with a cartoon image of a couple sitting on a couch. The man is holding a remote and the woman is holding a bottle of wine. Above them it says ‘Happy Anniversary’ in bold letters.This card is perfect for a couple who loves a good bottle of wine and a night in front of the TV. The image of the couple sitting on a couch is relatable, but the addition of the remote and the wine bottle is what makes it funny. Plus, the phrase ‘Happy Anniversary’ in bold letters is a nice way to celebrate the occasion.

Card #10

A card featuring a cartoon image of a couple sitting in a hot tub. The man is holding a beer and the woman is holding a glass of wine. Above them it says ‘Happy Anniversary’ in bold letters.This card is perfect for a couple who loves to relax in a hot tub with a cold beer and a glass of wine. The image of the couple sitting in the tub is hilarious, but the addition of the beer and wine is what makes it perfect. Plus, the phrase ‘Happy Anniversary’ in bold letters is a nice way to celebrate.

We hope these cards have given you some inspiration for your next anniversary. Remember, laughter is the best medicine and these cards are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face.