Free Printable Christmas Ornament Sewing Patterns

Guys, hold onto your stockings because I’ve got some serious Christmas crafting inspiration for you. You won’t find these gems at your grandma’s holiday bazaar, no sirree. These ornaments are for the rebels, the edgy crafters, the ones who want to add a little spice to their tree. And trust me, you’ll be the talk of the town (or at least your family’s Christmas party) with these bad boys hanging from your branches.

Ahoy Matey!

A Christmas ornament made to look like a sailorArrrr matey! This isn’t just any Christmas ornament, it’s a tribute to all the swashbuckling sailors out there. If you’ve got a soft spot for nautical decor, this is the ornament for you. Plus, it’s a great conversation starter at holiday parties. Just don’t be surprised if someone starts singing “Yo Ho (A Pirate’s Life for Me)”.

Unleash Your Inner Candy Connoisseur

A Christmas ornament made to look like a candy sleighSometimes you just need a little bit of sweetness in your life, and this candy sleigh ornament is here to deliver. It’s a little piece of Willy Wonka magic that you can hang on your tree. Plus, you could even make it yourself if you’re feeling extra crafty. Just be warned, you might start craving some sugar after looking at this one for too long.

Get Your Game On

A Christmas ornament made to look like a Rubik’s CubeHave a little fun with your tree this year with this Rubik’s Cube ornament. It’s perfect for the puzzle-lovers out there and it’ll make your tree look like it’s ready to join in on game night. Plus, it’s a little reminder that you can always solve life’s problems if you just keep working at it. And if that fails, well, you’ve still got a really cool ornament.

For the Patriotic Partier

A Christmas ornament made to look like a red party cupIt’s not a party without the red solo cups. And now, you can bring that party spirit to your Christmas tree with this party cup ornament. It’s perfect for those who love to have a good time and aren’t afraid to show it. Just don’t try to drink out of it, unless you want a mouth full of tinsel.

Have a Laugh

A Christmas ornament made to look like a cat taking a selfieWho knew cats loved taking selfies? This quirky ornament is perfect for those who don’t take themselves too seriously and love a good laugh. Plus, it’s a great conversation starter. Who knows, maybe your cat-loving friend will take it as a challenge to get their feline friend to do the same pose.

A Little Bit of Sass

A Christmas ornament made to look like a bottle of red wine with a cat on itThis ornament is for the wine lovers out there who want to give their tree a little bit of sass. It’s got a cat on it, because why not, and it’s a little reminder that maybe you deserve a glass of wine after all that holiday shopping. And if anyone asks, just tell them the cat made you do it.

Channel Your Inner 90s Kid

A Christmas ornament made to look like a tamagotchiIf you’re a 90s kid, then you probably remember tamagotchis. And now, you can relive those glory days with this tamagotchi ornament. It’s perfect for those who want to add a little bit of nostalgia to their tree. Just be warned, you might start feeling the urge to dig out your old Spice Girls CD after looking at this one.

For the Pizza Lover

A Christmas ornament made to look like a pizza slicePizza is always a good idea, even when it comes to decorating your tree. This pizza slice ornament is perfect for the pizza lovers out there who just can’t get enough. Plus, it’s a little reminder that sometimes the best things in life are cheesy and delicious.

Get Your Ghostbusters Fix

A Christmas ornament made to look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from GhostbustersWho you gonna call? The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, of course. This Ghostbusters-inspired ornament is perfect for the movie lovers out there who want to add a little bit of charm to their tree. Just don’t be surprised if you start hearing the theme song in your head every time you walk by.

For the Dog Lovers

A Christmas ornament made to look like a dogNothing says “love” quite like a loyal pup, and this dog ornament is perfect for the dog lovers out there who want to add a little bit of canine charm to their tree. It’s a little reminder that even the smallest dog can have the biggest heart.

Okay, that’s it from me. These ornaments are sure to make your tree the talk of the town (or at least your family’s Christmas party). Which one will you be adding to your collection? Don’t be shy, I won’t judge if you go for the party cup.