Hey there, Broncos fans! Are you ready for some football? Of course, you are! Let’s take a look at the Denver Broncos schedule for the upcoming season, and have some fun while we’re at it!
Week 1: Vs. New York Giants
First up, we have the New York Giants coming to town. Do you think we’ll mow them down like a fresh-cut lawn? Or will they pull the upset and leave Denver bewildered? Let’s hope not, because if they do, there’ll be a riot in the streets! Just kidding… kind of.
Week 2: At Jacksonville Jaguars
Week 2 sees us heading down south to take on the Jacksonville Jaguars. Will we be able to handle the heat and humidity, or will we wilt like a flower in the scorching sun? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure: we’re bringing our A-game, baby!
Week 3: Vs. New York Jets
The New York Jets come into town for Week 3. Will we make them look like they’re flying coach, or will they soar like a private jet? Whatever happens, make sure to bring your own snacks and drinks to the game, because the concessions at Mile High Stadium are a total rip-off!
Week 4: Vs. Baltimore Ravens
The Baltimore Ravens come to Mile High Stadium for Week 4. Is it just me, or do they always seem to be a thorn in our side? I mean, have they ever heard of a fair fight? Just kidding (again), but seriously, let’s hope our boys can come out on top and show those Ravens who’s boss!
Week 5: At Pittsburgh Steelers
We head to Steeltown for Week 5 to take on the Pittsburgh Steelers. Will we be able to withstand the Steel Curtain, or will we crumble like a rusted-out car? Let’s hope for the former, but just in case, make sure to wear your steel-toed boots to the game!
Week 6: Vs. Las Vegas Raiders
The Las Vegas Raiders come into town for Week 6. Do they even have fans anymore, or did they all jump ship when they moved to Sin City? Just kidding (not really), but let’s hope our boys can put on a show for the hometown crowd and leave the Raiders feeling out of luck!
Week 7: At Cleveland Browns
Week 7 sees us heading to the dog pound to take on the Cleveland Browns. Will we be able to avoid getting bitten by their fierce defense, or will we end up in the doghouse? Just make sure to grab a few Milk-Bones before the game, and you’ll be good to go!
Week 8: Washington Football Team
The Washington Football Team (formerly known as the Redskins) comes to Mile High Stadium for Week 8. Will they be able to outmaneuver our defense, or will they be left wishing they had a better team name? Let’s hope for the latter, because that name is just plain silly!
Week 9: Vs. Dallas Cowboys
The Dallas Cowboys come to town for Week 9, and you know what that means… it’s time for a good old-fashioned shootout at the OK Corral! Will we come out on top like the Cowboys of old, or will we end up like a tumbleweed blowing in the wind? Let’s hope for the former, but either way, make sure to bring your six-shooter to the game!
Week 10: Vs. Philadelphia Eagles
The Philadelphia Eagles come to Mile High Stadium for Week 10. Will we be able to soar like an eagle, or will we be left feeling like a turkey on Thanksgiving? Let’s hope for the former, but just in case, make sure to wear your lucky feathers to the game!
Week 11: Bye Week
It’s the dreaded Bye Week for Week 11. No Broncos football to watch? What are we supposed to do with our Sundays now? Maybe we’ll just have to settle for… I don’t know, spending time with our families or something? Ugh, how boring!
Week 12: Vs. Los Angeles Chargers
The Los Angeles Chargers come to Mile High Stadium for Week 12. Will we be able to charge past them like a herd of… well, charging Broncos, or will we be left feeling like we got electrocuted by an LA traffic jam? Let’s hope for the former, but either way, make sure to bring your thundersticks to the game!
Week 13: At Kansas City Chiefs
Week 13 sees us heading to Arrowhead Stadium to take on the Kansas City Chiefs. Will we be able to silence the crowd and leave them feeling like they got hit by a ton of bricks? Or will we end up like a deer in the headlights? Let’s hope for the former, but either way, make sure to wear your earplugs to the game!
Week 14: Vs. Detroit Lions
The Detroit Lions come to Mile High Stadium for Week 14. Will we be able to tame their fierce roar, or will we end up like a gazelle in the jaws of a lion? Just kidding, but let’s hope for the former, because nobody likes getting eaten alive!
Week 15: Vs. Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals come into town for Week 15. Will we be able to outpace them like a cheetah on the Serengeti, or will they leave us feeling like a sloth in slow motion? Let’s hope for the former, but just in case, make sure to warm up before the game!
Week 16: At Las Vegas Raiders
It’s Round 2 against the Las Vegas Raiders, and this time we’re heading to their turf. Will we be able to make them regret ever leaving Oakland, or will they throw us a surprise party in their shiny new Vegas home? Either way, make sure to bring your lucky dice to the game!
Week 17: At Los Angeles Chargers
We head back to LA for Week 17 to take on the Chargers once again. Will we be able to charge past them like we did earlier in the season, or will they have a trick up their sleeve? Let’s hope for the former, but either way, make sure to bring your sunglasses to the game!
Week 18: Vs. Kansas City Chiefs
We wrap up the regular season with a showdown against the Kansas City Chiefs. Will we be able to knock them off their throne and claim victory, or will they lay claim to the division once again? Let’s hope for the former, but either way, make sure to bring your lucky rabbit’s foot to the game!
There you have it, Broncos fans. A fun and entertaining look at the upcoming season. Let’s hope our boys can bring home the Lombardi Trophy this year, and as always, Go Broncos!
