Well folks, it’s football season again and you know what that means - it’s time to dust off your lucky foam finger, stock up on your favorite snacks, and get ready to root for your favorite team! And if your team of choice is the Dallas Cowboys, then boy do we have a treat for you.
Introducing the Printable 2016-2017 Dallas Cowboys Schedule!
That’s right, you can now have the entire season’s schedule at your fingertips (literally, if you print it out). And let’s be real, there’s nothing quite like the feeling of planning out your game day rituals and strategizing how you’ll be cheering on your team to victory.
So what are you waiting for? Print out this bad boy and get ready to fill your Sundays with cheering, yelling, and maybe even a little bit of crying (if your team doesn’t quite live up to your expectations).
But don’t worry, even if the Cowboys don’t pull off a win every single game, you can still hold your head high knowing that you’ve got the most stylish schedule in town.
How to Use the Schedule
Now, if you’re new to this whole “planning your life around football” thing, you may be wondering how exactly to use this schedule. But fear not, we’ve got you covered with a helpful guide below:
Step 1: Print out the schedule
Step 2: Grab a pen (preferably one in your team’s colors)
Step 3: Circle the dates of all the games you plan on watching
Step 4: Make note of any special game day traditions you may have (for example, if you always make a certain type of dip or wear a specific jersey)
Step 5: Hang the schedule up somewhere you’ll see it often (like on your fridge, or above your TV)
And there you have it! You’re now officially ready for a season full of football, friends, and fun.
A Few Words of Advice
Now, before you go blindly diving into the season, we do have a few words of advice for you:
Tip #1: Pace yourself. We know it’s tempting to watch every single game and eat every single snack, but trust us, your body (and your waistline) will thank you if you take it easy.
Tip #2: Embrace the power of superstitions. If you always wear your lucky socks on game day, don’t mess with tradition! And if you’ve never tried a certain type of snack before, now is not the time to experiment.
Tip #3: Root for your team, but be respectful of others. It’s okay to talk a little friendly smack with your friends who are cheering for a different team, but at the end of the day, we’re all just here to have a good time.
So go forth and enjoy the season, dear football fans. And if you need us, we’ll be curled up on the couch, snack in hand, cheering on America’s Team.
