Okay, listen up people. It’s time to address a very serious issue. One that affects each and every one of us at some point in our lives. That’s right, I’m talking about the dreaded “out of order” sign on the bathroom door.
Image 1: Sorry Restroom Out Of Order
Oh boy, this one really hits me where it hurts. You know that feeling when you really gotta go, and you see that sign staring back at you? Yeah, not fun. And the worst part is, there’s usually no indication of when it will be back in service. So you just have to hold it and hope for the best.
Image 2: Restroom Closed Out of Order Sign
Well isn’t this just dandy. Not only is the restroom out of order, but it’s closed too. Like, what are we supposed to do now? Pee in the bushes? Hold it until we explode? Come on people, we need some answers here. And fast.
Image 3: Out Of Order Bathroom Sign
Okay, this one is just plain cruel. They had to add the “sorry” in there, just to twist the knife a little more. I mean, we get it, the bathroom is out of order. But do you have to be so apologetic about it? It’s like they’re taunting us with their polite Canadian nature.
Image 4: Bathroom Out Of Order ~ Homedecorations
Oh great, now we’re getting fancy with our “out of order” signs. This one almost looks like it belongs in a museum, with its artistic flair and modern typography. But let’s not forget the fact that it’s still telling us we can’t pee. And that’s just not cool, man.
Image 5: Printable Restroom Out Of Order Sign
Well, isn’t this convenient. A printable “out of order” sign, for all your bathroom-blocking needs. Just slap it on the door, and watch as people start doing the pee-pee dance outside. I guess it’s nice to have options.
Image 6: Toilet Out Of Order Sign
Oh, so now it’s not just the bathroom that’s out of commission. It’s specifically the toilet. Great. And here I was thinking I could just go in there and do some interpretive dance. I swear, these signs get more specific every day.
Image 7: OSHA Restroom Closed Out Of Order Sign
Oh boy, when OSHA gets involved, you know it’s serious. No more playing around with these “out of order” signs. You better believe they mean business. I can just picture a bunch of clipboard-wielding officials storming into the bathroom, ready to shut it down. Scary stuff, man.
Image 8: Free Out Of Order Sign Printable
Another printable sign? Really? At this point, I feel like we should just start giving out awards for the most creative “out of order” sign. Maybe a trophy or a plaque, something to really recognize the effort that goes into crushing people’s bladders.
Image 9: This Restroom Is Temporarily Out Of Order
Well, isn’t that just peachy. It’s only temporarily out of order, guys. It’s not like we need to use the bathroom or anything. We can just hold it for a few hours, no big deal. I mean, who needs functioning bathrooms anyway, am I right?
Image 10: Bathroom Out Of Order Sign
And last but not least, we have yet another bathroom-specific sign. Because apparently, just saying that the restroom is out of order isn’t enough. We need to be more specific. We need to know exactly which part of the restroom is out of order. Is it the sink? The soap dispenser? The tiles? I must know!
So there you have it, folks. A collection of some of the most depressing and creative “out of order” signs out there. Let’s just hope we never have to see one of these in person. And if we do, let’s pray that we have a strong bladder and a good sense of humor.
