Hey y’all, have y’all seen the schedule for the 2018 Alabama Crimson Tide football team? It’s a thing of beauty, and I can’t wait to see those boys dominate on the field this season. Plus, I found this printable schedule that I’m going to use to keep track of all the games.
Week 1: Louisville Cardinals
First up, we’ve got the Louisville Cardinals. Now, I don’t know much about Louisville, but I do know that they’re going to be in for a world of hurt when they take on the Crimson Tide. Roll Tide!
Week 2: Arkansas State Red Wolves
Next, we’ve got the Arkansas State Red Wolves. Those poor little puppies don’t stand a chance against our mighty Tide. I’m already planning on what I’m going to wear to the tailgate party. Roll Tide!
Week 3: Ole Miss Rebels
Oh, Ole Miss, bless their little hearts. They just can’t seem to beat us no matter how hard they try. Maybe they should just stay home this year and save themselves the embarrassment. Roll Tide!
Week 4: Texas A&M Aggies
The Texas A&M Aggies are up next, and I have to say, I’m a little nervous about this one. They’ve got a pretty good team this year, but I know our boys will rise to the occasion. Roll Tide!
Week 5: Louisiana-Lafayette Ragin’ Cajuns
The Louisiana-Lafayette Ragin’ Cajuns may be spicy, but they’re no match for our Tide. I’m already salivating thinking about all the Cajun food we’re going to be eating at the tailgate party. Roll Tide!
Week 6: Arkansas Razorbacks
The Arkansas Razorbacks are next on the schedule, and I have to say, I’m feeling pretty confident about this one. I think we’re going to score a lot of points and make those pigs squeal. Roll Tide!
Week 7: Missouri Tigers
The Missouri Tigers have some fierce claws, but they’re no match for our Tide. I’m already imagining all the celebratory drinks we’re going to be downing after we win this one. Roll Tide!
Week 8: Tennessee Volunteers
The Tennessee Volunteers may be willing, but they’re not able to take on our Crimson Tide. I’m ready for some good old-fashioned Southern hospitality when we visit Knoxville. Roll Tide!
Week 9: Bye Week
Well, this is a bummer. We don’t have a game this week, but that just means we have more time to prepare for the rest of the season. Roll Tide!
Week 10: LSU Tigers
Ah, the LSU Tigers. They always give us a good fight, but in the end, we always come out on top. I’m already imagining all the LSU fans crying tears into their gumbo. Roll Tide!
Week 11: Mississippi State Bulldogs
The Mississippi State Bulldogs are up next, and I have to say, I’m feeling pretty confident about this one. I think we’re going to score a lot of points and make those Bulldogs whimper. Roll Tide!
Week 12: The Citadel Bulldogs
The Citadel Bulldogs may have a cool name, but they’re no match for our mighty Tide. I’m already dreaming of all the tailgating food we’re going to be eating at this game. Roll Tide!
Week 13: Auburn Tigers
Finally, we get to the game everyone’s been waiting for: the Auburn Tigers. This is going to be a tough one, but I know our boys are up to the challenge. I can already taste the sweet, sweet victory. Roll Tide!
Well, there you have it, folks. The 2018 Alabama Crimson Tide football schedule. I don’t know about you, but I’m already picturing myself at all these games, cheering on our boys and enjoying all the tailgating fun. Roll Tide!
